Cleaning Kangaroo Poop For Dummies

If you are like me, you hate cleaning up after your three year old kangaroo.  My kangaroo is named Jonathan, and as nice a kangaroo as she is, she does have some bladder problems and we constantly come home to find kangaroo dung on the carpet.  So if you want the secret to cleaning the kangaroo waste off of your furniture, then you've come to the right place because I am pretty much an expert on getting the poop out.

The recipe for making the kangaroo poop cleaning mixture is my own creation, and relatively simple (unicorn fart smell remover, on the other hand, well that's a messy concoction)

2 Cups of Hippo Boogers

A dash of donut salt

1 1/2 teaspoons of ground up cardboard boxes

3 Tablespoons of Baking Soda

2 Pink Cat Whiskers
5 teaspoons of powdered horse

Good luck!  I know that kangaroo crap will be gone in no time!

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