All About Sherpa

Sherpa is my oldest child (7 and a half).  I'm still not sure if Sherpa is a boy or a girl, but I got acquainted with it last night, explaining that I needed to write a post about it on my blog.  Here are the three things it told me about itself.
-It enjoys fishing in the Mesopotamian Foothills of Beedlebert and Deedlepot
-It has once seen hippo, and ridden camel but three times
-Potato
Sherpa mainly sits in the corner making deranged hippo noises and nibbling on potatoes.  We're not sure what Sherpa's purpose is, what it does with its day, or if it has anything to say for itself, but I'm sure that one day Sherpa will come out of its shell and we'll discover that perhaps it has some hidden talents or something.  For now, I will leave it sitting in its corner.
Hope you guys enjoyed!  More to come, love you all!!!
-Trishington

The Kiddo Series

So, I just realized that I've been posting all these amazing, awesome posts, but I've neglected to post in detail about the most important thing in my life-my kids.  So, I'm starting something called The Kiddo Series, where I give you all the details on my offspring, one kid at a time.  I'll probably post about Sherpa, my eldest child, tomorrow, and hopefully I'll cover all my children in the next week.  I hope you guys enjoy reading of my youngsters.  I've never really talked to Sherpa before, so I'll try to get to know him/her tonight, so I can have a better bio.  I'm excited!
<3333 Love you guys!
-Trishie Delishie

A Playdate with Buster Coogenstiner

At Circle of Children Whose Crayons Cost More Than Your House Preschool, scheduling a playdate with Buster Coogenstiner is no small matter.  I've been trying for ages to get my 4 year old son Jimothy together with Buster, but it's practically impossible.  I'm telling you, this kid is booked for months.  I almost got a slot on June 10, 12:00 (sharp) to 2:30, that I worked out a few weeks ago, but Buster's secretary just called and said that it turned out Buster had forgotten that he had plans to see his therapist, go golfing with the senator, then get his eyebrows waxed.  It had completely slipped his mind!  As an apology gift, we received a 10 week session with a cosmetologist specializing in ear grooming (Jimothy has his first appointment today, exciting).  Buster says he may be able to schedule a "little something" towards the middle of July, if a space opens up.  We'd better go out shopping for his playdate outfit soon!  I'll report back later on my progress.
<33333 all my fans and followers out there!!!!  Toodles!!!
-Pattie

New Look!

Hey y'all!  So as you can see, we've had a lil makeover here at TDFP (The Dish From Patrish).  Super cute, right?  I used the Wildcat colors, red and purple, and some new fonts that are simply adorbs, selected by me and the Wildcats.  Comment what you think of the new look (hot or not).  A few people have already told me they think it's fab.  Tell me if I should change anything, because I can still easily make adjustments (just stay away from pink and blue, because those are the colors of our rival clique, the checkered pelicans).  I'd like to see some more comments on here from my loving fans!!!  Even if you don't know me, leave a comment!  I really love you guys, and really want your input, even if you h8 it, I want to know why, so I can improve.  In addition to commenting, I'd love some more followers, so follow, and I'll follow back :DD Unless your blog sux, of course, and you write about something stupid and boring, like your life and kids, lol.  I REALLY want tunz of publicity, so send this to your friends, or do a shout-out on your blog, anything.  Or, if this blog isn't really your thang, maybe my advice blog. Dear Trish-Dawg...???  What ever you can do to get this blog even more popular would be appreciated!!!
Thanxxxx, luv u guys!
XOXO
Trishie the Fishie <333

Cleaning Kangaroo Poop For Dummies

If you are like me, you hate cleaning up after your three year old kangaroo.  My kangaroo is named Jonathan, and as nice a kangaroo as she is, she does have some bladder problems and we constantly come home to find kangaroo dung on the carpet.  So if you want the secret to cleaning the kangaroo waste off of your furniture, then you've come to the right place because I am pretty much an expert on getting the poop out.

The recipe for making the kangaroo poop cleaning mixture is my own creation, and relatively simple (unicorn fart smell remover, on the other hand, well that's a messy concoction)

2 Cups of Hippo Boogers

A dash of donut salt

1 1/2 teaspoons of ground up cardboard boxes

3 Tablespoons of Baking Soda

2 Pink Cat Whiskers
5 teaspoons of powdered horse

Good luck!  I know that kangaroo crap will be gone in no time!

Luv you guyssss <33

New Advice Blog!

By the way things are going, I can tell I've already gained a big group of dedicated followers (and I don't blame them, jk lol XD), so I decided to start a new advice blog to pour my heart and soul into other people's problems.  I've always been super caring and compassionate, and especially good at sorting out mommy clique drama, so why not take a break from changing diapers and holding super fun meetings with the Wildcats at night (Girl's night in! lol, luv you guysss <333) and help people have better lives.  So, I know you're super excited to see this amazing blog, and are dying for the URL.  Well, sweetheart, here it is, knock yourself out: http://deartrishdawg.blogspot.com/  Check it out, I know you'll love it!  Yes, it is using my kids' loving nickname for me <33 (my kids are my lifeee lol)  If you have any issue at all, just leave a comment or email meee.  Luv ya <3

P.S.  Learned a cool new text lingo today (and impressed the kiddos).  You wannabe cool moms will be excited.  Here it is: LMFAO=Laugh my friendly arm off.  Pretty cute, huh?  Know I'll be using this alottt fo' sho'.  Can't wait to show mah fellow Wildcats :)

Introduction to the "Cool Mom"

Yo!  So, I'm just a Mom living in a crazy world of smart phones and stupid people.  I'll just try to post as often as possible about my exciting life as a mother of three (and a half, lol) which I know y'all are so excited to hear about.  My little munchkins are quite a handful, but I know you guys will support and post tons of comments to help me get through these rough times.  I'm pretty much the "cool mom".  They know me 'round the block as the leader of the most popular mommy-clique at our preschool.  We call ourself the Wildcats.  But don't get intimidated by me, I'm just your average Joe.  Oh, and bt-dubbs, y'all can call me Patricia, Patrish, Trish, Trisha, Pat, Pattie, Trishie Delishie, or even Trishy the Fishy.  But the most important name is what my kids call me...Trish-Dawg.  Oh, you thought I was going to say Mommy?  No, as I said before, I am the cool mom, or the cool "trish-dog".  I know after reading this, you're dying to learn more about me.  My hobbies include, but are not limited to, power walking, making assorted labels to organize our drawers and cabinets, and finally making my world-famous Frosted Flakes with a side of toast.  The secret to my recipe is pouring organic milk.  Oh, yes, and a spoonful of love jkjk, love does nothing to improve the taste of the food, and it's not as if my kids actually taste the difference.  But without my kids I wouldn't have my most important hobby, leading the most popular mommy-clique at the whole preschool.  Well, that's 'nuff bout me, jkjk, I'll be posting plenty more for you to read about my amazing life!
Well, Tata for now!